Married life 2

Me and my husband were talking about the distribution of power in our relationship.

He: "...and I know my place..."
I: "Under my toffel?"
He (resigned): "Yes."

Married life

My husband comes into the living room where I am sitting on the couch and says: "What would you like to have? What can I buy for you?"

I answer: "If you ask me what _I_ want then there is certainly something that you want and which you are trying to compensate me for, so I guess the real question is what _YOU_ want to have and how much it is going to cost us."

He (in a low voice): "I want a PS3."

I: "And I want a tummy tuck and new boobs."

He: "How much does that cost?"

I: "More than a PS3."

He hesitates, then says: "How about just one boob?"

Memory overflow

Unlike Muddiz, I have only been married for one year. Yesterday was actually our first anniversary. Or would have been, if I had remembered it. Which I didn't - my husband had to remind me. Good thing he didn't marry me for my long-term memory...

Hearing impaired

Many good things can be said about my husband. He is my best friend, a great father and, above all, a true optimist who believes in the good in everything and everyone.
Unfortunately, he is also hearing impaired.

Imagine lying in bed and hearing an alarm go off. Not a nice, smooth alarm, but one of those industrial techno sounds that give you a headache faster than you can say "280 beats per minute". You wait for the music to stop. It doesn't. Instead, it gets louder. And louder. You are now fully awake. Your head is pounding. You open your eyes and see that your respective other is doing what looks like aerobic exercises to that very music in his sleep instead of turning off his damn alarm.
I have a lot of mornings like that.

As they say: "...in good times and in bad..."