Married life

My husband comes into the living room where I am sitting on the couch and says: "What would you like to have? What can I buy for you?"

I answer: "If you ask me what _I_ want then there is certainly something that you want and which you are trying to compensate me for, so I guess the real question is what _YOU_ want to have and how much it is going to cost us."

He (in a low voice): "I want a PS3."

I: "And I want a tummy tuck and new boobs."

He: "How much does that cost?"

I: "More than a PS3."

He hesitates, then says: "How about just one boob?"