Today I want to tell you the truth. About Muddiz. Or more precisely: about Muddiz and her recent weight loss.
Loyal readers of her blog know that she has been on a cruel, chocolate-free diet for weeks. Her incentive for the first weight loss goal was a winter coat she wanted to buy after having lost 5 kg. She has now ordered the coat, which means that she must have lost the weight.
WRONG! She did not lose that weight - she just forced it off her hips and onto mine! I don't know how she did it or when exactly, but as matter of fact I have gained weight as Muddiz reduced hers. A coincidence? I don't think so!
The real story goes like this: Muddiz forces 5 kg of fat to vacate her body. She shows them the way over to my house. Hunger attacks announce the impending threat. My Gastric Bypass takes on the fight, but 2 kg survive the gruelsome battle and attach themselves to my hips.
It has got to be the weight loss fraud of the year...
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About Me
- Evil Bambi
I am a desperate housewife on maternity leave with a love for all things pink (hot pink that is).
ICQ and consequently love brought me to Sweden where I now live on the outskirts of Stockholm with my husband and our 15 month old son.
2 comments:
Hahaha ja, det var precis så jag gjorde...
Du tror inte att det kan finnas en annan (mer naturlig) orsak till hungerattacker och viktuppgång då..? Jag har hört att det finns vissa "hälsotillstånd" som kan göra så att man går upp i vikt och blir sugen på mat...
Yes, yes, try to blame it on something else. But we both know the truth... Fy! :o)
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