"Why I..."

My husband thinks that a lot of the things he has to listen to should really go "on the blog". While I use "going on the blog" as a fixed expression to put my husband into his place after a misdeed ("That is SO going on the blog!"), what he means by it is that I should stop bothering him and start bothering you. Which is why I now created this new headline under which I will be posting bits of information that will give you a deeper insight into my troubled personality and explain the most of my quirks. Some of it might make me appear mental, but then again that wouldn't probably surprise any of you.