The self-entertaining baby

In my effort to be as lazy and irresponsible a mother as humanly possible I have come up with a great new way of keeping Pontus busy.

I present to you: the self-entertaining baby!



You just take a suitable mobile, preferably with a plastic ring like this one from IKEA, and put it on the baby's head. There is always at least one colourful toy dangling right in front of the baby's face that it can play with and chew on. By trying to shake off the mobile the baby can even make the figures dance. It is not only good, safe fun but also a great way to improve the baby's 3D coordination.

I am sure this will become a huge trend soon, I am thinking worldwide really, with my own "The self-entertaining baby" brand. All the celebrities will want to have one and I get ridiculously famous and then I get to be on Oprah and I will hang out with all the stars and I make tons of money and everybody knows my name and then I record an album which doesn't even make it into the Top 100 and I say that it was just for fun anyway even though my heart is broken and then I try to become a movie star instead but all of my films flop and then people start to look at me funny and stop returning my calls and then I have a breakdown which makes me remember my roots and I return to my old life.
Okay, whatever, just remember you heard it here first!